Officer tazes self, brings shame to law enforcement
Could this be poetic justice for the incident at the University of Florida when 21-year-old Andrew Meyer unknowingly (or knowingly) held up a Q&A session with Senator John Kerry? Probably not, enjoy the brief snippet of tazerin’ hilarity.
Related:
“Don’t Taze Me Bro!” Remix
“Don’t Glaze me Bro!”
Andrew Meyer’s comedic past (and present)
Amazingly Epic Test Result
I really can’t remember where (or even when) I found this gem, but I use it as an academically motivating tool to earn the grade.
Men who look like old lesbians
Surprise Surprise, unregulated free speech on the interweb has led to this: a weblog dedicated to men who look like women-loving, well, women? Although, I must admit, I shared a chuckle or two. Who saw this coming?
“Rod Stewart. Singer. Much requested addition to blog. Rock star turned lounge act. Future spouse yet to be conceived.”
Related:
My friend Greg found a site similar in concept, but equally amusing-Hot chicks with douche bags
100 things we didn’t know last year
The blokes at the BBC News Service grouped 100 tidbits of icebreaker-esque factoids into a list of things learned this year, my favorite:
65. The Italian Mafia have commandments
Unfortunately, the article has an alterior motive…each factoid is linked to an article, weak.
The 9 Manliest Names in the World
Cracked has a fantastically absurd post counting down the top 9 Manliest Names in the World. Meet #8, Powers Boothe:
The Name:
A strong, solid name. The first name especially leaves the reader wondering, “What kind of powers? Mind control? Flight? Laser-beam eyes? It’s laser-beam eyes, isn’t it?”The last name admittedly leaves a little to be desired, especially with the extra “e”, but the whole thing has a certain poetry to it as it rolls off the tongue and kicks you in the face.
The Man:
Boothe is a respected stage and screen actor, with over 30 years and an Emmy Award to his manly name. You might have seen him in the violence and expletive-filled movie Sin City or the expletive and violence-filled HBO show Deadwood.Does He Live Up to It?
While acting isn’t always considered the manliest of pastimes, Boothe is known for playing vicious bastards. Also, he did have pretty big balls to actually accept his Emmy, which came during the 1980 Screen Actors Guild strike. There was a very real chance that by accepting the award he could have killed his career, which he acknowledged in his acceptance speech: “This may be either the bravest moment of my career or the dumbest.” Most manly acts tend to be descibed in both those ways.Not to mention he ROCKS a mustache like few can. A quick survey of the CRACKED offices found that mustaches are far and away the most manly of facial hair.
The Only Way It Could Have Been Manlier:
Superpowers Boothe.
Craigslist Hardy Har: Woman seeking $500k+ earning man
What I’m sure many people realize is that while Craigslist is the web’s answer to published classifieds, less oversight is given to the obscure posts, case in point, a 25-year-old New York gold digger wants a man who pulls in a “modest” $500,000/year. Read the original post and a hilarious response towards the bottom of the page.
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York. I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Thanks reddit!